IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Dear all,

This plagiarism thingy is getting on my nerves.

Decided dat I would stop blogging until I get it settled because I dun wan the culprit to copy more of my works and styles and get away with it.

Ta,
Zozo

I will not be Pissed

I've always lament about superficial guys are, and dat explains y I'm still here. On the shelf. New and nice.

One day, one of my frens told me dat its because I "yuan" too much. Dat was wat are scaring those guys off. Despite the fact dat I told her I only "yuan" to close pple and those close pple are either gals or NOT in my "potentials" kinda list, she insisted dat I shd stop "yuan-ing" and dat will increase my chances of getting hitched.

Okie. One more chance for you guys out there. Prove to Lilin dat you are not superficial! Show her!

Because of this, my following entry, which was supposed to be SUPER "yuan", will not be "yuan".

Its 1.50pm now and I am a happy gal typing this entry on my laptop. Ohh... in like 10 mins time, I will make my appearance to my new dept and get started on my new job! I am so so excited! Oh... I am such a happy gal.

Wats makes me more happy is that I've not had lunch yet. Oh yeah! And its great to skip lunch! Great way to burn those excessive calories and fats accumulated all these years. Woo~ I'm so happy to be able to have this chance to skip lunch. Its such a wonderful experience!

*grrrr*

Oh, oops! Man, dats not my stomach protesting. Its your hallucination lah. Just skip one lunch mah, where got can get soooo hungry one??? Oh, and it doesn't matter dat I have gastric lah. Its okie actually. It wouldn't act up one. No worries. Coz I'm a happy gal mah. Happy can liao. No need to eat and worry about getting gastric pains.

Oh, and I shouldn't blame MIC also. Its not her fault dat she cannot finish her report. Its not her fault dat she told me to give her half an hour at 12.45pm. Its not her fault to make Zozo wait at her desk like an idiot for a whole 1 hour. Its not her fault to ignore Zozo's hints via msn and emails dat her half an hour is up. Its not her fault dat she is so irresponsible. Zozo shd thank her for giving Zozo's gastric a chance to act up and lose some weight! How often can Zozo's gastric act up now dat she has been so careful about her diet? Finally! Should pop champagne man!

Actually, its Zozo's fault! Who asked Zozo to be so nice to wait for her? Rite? Zozo shouldn't take MIC's word for real. She shd make a prediction by looking at the "stars" and know that MIC cannot finish her report on time. She shd. She shd.

But nvm! Despite the fact dat Zozo skipped lunch, the world is still revolving! Woohoo! Celebrate! And Zozo is damn positive and happy dat the world is still revolving! And guess wat? Her stomach is revolving too! Woohoo! Another reason to celebrate.

I am a happy gal and I am not a bit hungry.

I've Been Robbed

Not of my money. But of my intellectual property. I'm a victim of plagiarism.

Argh... side effects of fame.

Antidotes, anyone?

Fright Ride

Came in to work with a white face today. Nope, not power whitening mask. Reckless taxi driver, yeah.

Everything went well until we (me and the taxi uncle) saw the "signboard" before Tampines Road that says " Accident near Punggol exit, Massive Jam, Exit at Tampines Road".

Damn. Accident again. Always got accidents on Monday mornings one leh. So many kayu drivers in Singapore sia.

I suggested to the taxi uncle to take the route from Hougang by the Tampines Road exit instead. Which idiot would wanna be stuck in a jam?

"Oh, u in hurry ah?" Uncle asked.

"Yah, yah" I answered.

Bo liao question followed by a bo liao answer. Of coz I in hurry lah! If not I take taxi for wat???Assuming I am one of those pple who has too much money to throw down the drain and is taking a taxi although not in hurry, who would wanna get stuck in a traffic jam, where vehicles jerk every 30secs after moving 30cm and braking??? Will puke leh! Siao ah?

Okie. Nvm. I'm a nice gal, so will forgive uncle. Little did I know dat my reply sparkled off the "woohoo-finally-i- can-put-my-racing-skills-to-test" in uncle.

The next 5 mins was spent whisking his taxi in between vehicles in on relatively crowded road. Our taxi was practically only 10 cm apart from any vehicle. One time, he even went hot on heels on one motorcycle, almost touching his butt. Poor motorcyclist. My blood pressure was taken on a roller coaster ride. Tried to calm myself down till I saw the speedo-meter-- 100km/hr. I dun believe it. This speed on normal roads? That's the speed limit for expressways (extreme right lane) right? Correct me if I'm wrong, coz I passsed my basic theory like 5 years ago.

This uncle is absolutely crazy!!! Road hazard sia. For a moment I felt so guilty as an accomplice. Shdn't have said I was in a hurry at all.

Terror was not over.

We stopped at a traffic light and uncle was narrating a story where a couple tried to complain about him.

"Dat time ah, I was fetching a couple from Woodlands to KK hospital, den the wife was in pain, i thot she giving birth soon, so I just all the way ah! Whoa, took only 15mins and they complain of me dangerous driving ah. I where got dangerous? They in hurry mah. I am a PERFECT driver. More than 30 years of drving experience. I can even use my left hand to control the steering wheel and use my right hand to change gear ah! See, see..."

With this, he DEMOSTRATED how to use his right hand to change the gear! And left the steering wheel dangling there! He did this while we were moving on the road! Aaaaaahhhhhh......... Uncle uncle! I believe u, I believe you. No need to demo can? Smart lah, smart lah! God. My heart was in my mouth.

All I had in my mind was,

"Die lah, kena accident den I gotta be witness issit?"
"How to be witness hah?"
"To say the truth or not?"
"Will crazy uncle terrorize me if I told the truth?"
"Will I get police protection not?"
"Will the police officer protecting me be handsome not?"
"If got protection means cannot go home lah?"
"Aiyah! Forget to buy Rara's food! Die lah, under police protection can go out and buy rabbit food not?"
"Damn! The can of Pringles I kept in my cupboard! Sure saye khor!"

I tink too much again.

Thanking my lucky stars, I landed in Wonderland in ONE piece.

The government should do something about road hazards like this one.

Love Nest

My title sounds rather scandalous huh? Yo...What were you guys tinking?

Went to a jie mei's new home yesterday. Its weird dat its our first visit to her hse because she got married like, last June?

Her house's beautiful! Like those featured in those lifestyle magazines? Theme: Futuristic and WHITE. Yup. All white. It's rather impractical for lazy bums like me, coz level of maintainence = very high. Never expect Hoho to have such good taste. Maybe its her husband lah. Haha.

But its so nice! I like! Well, tink part of the reason I liked it was because its their love nest. Full of love in the house. Illustrated by the lovey-dovey couple pics, love notes to each other via "notice board" and all things that come in pairs (cushions etc). Woohhhh...

Oh... when can I ever have my own love nest?

I have some excited requests from fans about wanting to try the test.

Here it is!

http://www.geocities.com/jing_miki/whoattracttoyou.htm


Eh, let me know your results ah!

"You Attract Sporty Guys"

This was the result I got from doing a "test" from a fren's website.

This test was supposed to analyse what type of guys would be most attracted to me. Highly recommended by my fren coz she said it was really accurate. Well...

Here's the detailed analysis (Its in Mandarin lah, but I translated it to English):

Simply put, sporty guys are attracted to you. Because they are very afraid of "Ma2 Fan2" (damn, wats the ang moh translation for this???), they love going out with innocent(I am innocent meh?) and straightforward (Yeah, this one's accurate. I hate going in circles) gals like you. The part that most attract you to them is that they do not have to engage in "deep" and intellectual conversations when they are with you. (Is this a compliment at all?)

"Zun"(accurate) meh???

From previous experience... not really leh. Hmm... maybe I didn't get to "see" their sporty side.

Hey! DT is sporty! *winks* I got chance! Yay!

Under the Weather

I've succumbed to the flu virus.

My head feels like it weighs a thousand tonnes.

My entire body feels weak.

My throat's burning.

I can't think and write properly.

More blogging when I get better.

Updates On Rara

Hey pple, tink I promised to blog about this but I forgot.

Made an appt with Dr. Chua on Sat because she wanted to:

1. Check on progress of Rara's recovering wound.

2. Conduct tests to determine reasons for Rara's blood in urine.

3. Examine discharge from Rara's left eye.

So, this was wat happened.

1. Rara's wound had shrunk quite a bit. Probably about 50%. And there was still thick layer of dead skin forming onto her wound. Dr. Chua pulled out watever she could (yes, she practically pulled). And even scrapped off some which was very near her skin. Gruesome sight. Yet I wanted to kaypoh and see. Ha. But got wobbly legs and almost blacked out after just 10mins. Got to be carried out by Mummy. Sia suay. I knew I could never be a surgeon.

2. Couldn't get any Rara's urine sample. Because she simply refused to pee dat day. Too bad. So, no tests could be conducted.

3. Dr. Chua suspected its a bacterial infection. Again. How come always bacteria one hah? Or maybe she gave me a damn "chim" reason and I did not register lah. She shaved off all fur ard her left eye (My Rara looked really hideous then. But now fur starting to grow. Looking cute again) and prescribed some eye drops and cream for application ard Rara's eye.

On top of all these, Dr. Chua found out dat Rara's urinary duct's inflamed. Poor gal. All red and sore there. And we didn't realise. But then, who in the right mind would flip over over and look THERE??? Not trying to say dat Dr. Chua's siao lah. Dats her job.

Okie. So now I have to clean Rara's wound, apply cream and powder on it, then drop eye drops into her eyes, then apply cream around her left eye, then flip her over and clean her inflamed urinary duct, then apply cream on it, then apply powder on it, flip her back and put her back in her cage. So much more work. *sign*

And I came out of the clinic $133 poorer.

This rabbit's costing me a lot of money and time.

Damn.

I dun mean to swear early in the morning but wat happened last nite was infuriating indeed.

Was typing or rather, TYPED a full entry on updates on Rara when I got disconnected from the net. Apparrently, knowing that I would not be able to upload dat entry, I attempted to copy and paste my text in a word document and failed. Blogspot doesn't allow me to do dat, perhaps being the tech-goondo, I dunno how to copy and save my entries shd I get disconnected typing halfway. Anyone can help me on this?

Going to re-type it all over again, because I know some of you are rather concerned about how Rara's doing, and will try my best to make it as interesting as the entry last nite. No promises though.

AAS #002: Answer this...

"Do you love him?"

"Emm..."

Its such a simple question, with simple answers. Yes, or No. And yet, how many of us have the true answer to this question?

Its easy to start a relationship. But so hard to keep it. Many a times, a lot of us are in a relationship for the wrong reasons, and we don't realise it.

Companionship

No man's an island. Loneliness's one of the worst things to bear. Given a choice, nobody wants to be lonely. Well, gotta be careful here. Being lonely is different from being ALONE. Loneliness an emotion, being alone is an action. Being alone is a choice, feeling lonely's an uncontrollable situation. Get it?

Therefore, we gotta be clear about this. Do you want to ask him or her out because you wanted to get that skirt or shirt from Takashimaya? Or you asked him or her out because you wanted him or her to share the joy of getting that skirt or shirt? I hope this illustration's clear enough.


Routine

We are all nostalgic people. Have you ever felt sad leaving a place because you think you'll miss the chair, table, computer and even the smell of the toilet there? We develop feelings for even non-living things. Let alone a man or woman we loved or once loved. A lot of people mistaken this "feeling of nostalgic-ness" for love.

Also, some couples think of moving to the next stage of their relationship because its TIME to. Its comes naturally as the next right thing to do. We've been together for 4 years already, the next step's to get married. Okie, let's get married. Oh, time flies and we've been married for 2 years already, the next step is to have a child, let's have one. Blah blah. You wanna get married because you are ready to spend the rest of your life with him or her or because the 3rd batch of new flats at Punggol 21 are open for bids?


Time and Tide Waits for No Man

I personally think the above phrase's even more true for women. All the signs of aging would start to appear after we hit the BIG 30. Or even before that. Our value depreciates faster than the Rupiah after 25. Plus, there is this overwhelming pressure from friends who get attached one after another, anxious parents, grandparents, cousins, uncles, aunties, ahhhh... And there he or she was, not bad, could be better, but not bad, so we grab him or her.

This is one of the reasons why many chose to hang on to a problematic relationship, despite the fact that all odds are against them. They simply have no time to "source" or wait for another partner to come along.


Riding on a Donkey While Looking Out for a Horse

This is a literal translation from the Chinese idiom, "Qi2 Luu2 Xun2 Ma3". Values and morals have been eroded by the so-called worldy desires and self-assumed bench-marks that people no longer just find "The One" and live happily ever after. There's simply too much uncertainty in whether "The One"'s gonna appear and thus people claim to be "forced" to accept anyone who just happens to be there first. It is no longer morally wrong to ditch someone because he's simply not rich or good-looking enough, or she's simply not slim or virtuous enough. So, many might think, what's wrong with putting downpayment for a 3 room HDB flat first and then upgrade to a 4 room or bigger one later? Nothing to lose.

Yeah, right. But sadly, these people fall into the trap of what is referred to as " The Search for The Better One" cycle. They just go round and round, shifting from one flat to another, and eventually realise that the very first 3 room HDB flat he or she bought previously was the one he or she wanted to live in forever! Very likely, this cosy 3 room's flat's gonna be taken. Too bad.


Its a Beautiful Shell

You love him because he's tall, dark, handsome and most importantly rich. You love her because she's beautiful, has an hour-glass figure, is gentle and makes real good steaks. Superficial? But true. Many get illusionised that they've got the right guy or girl because of the compliments people on the road give to them. Its just like getting a fire-engine red convertable when you have a family of 10. Getting a mini bus might have been a better choice, but people get assured that they've made the right choice from the "Oohs" and "Wows" they get at Orchard Road.


Does any of the above sound familiar to you? Perhaps you know of someone who's been in it before, or perhaps you're in it right at this moment!

There's no right or wrong reasons to be in a relationship actually. Just reasons like the above, which might camouflage our true feelings and make relationships vulnerable to sudden attacks. Couples out there, maybe you wanna spend some time seriously thinking about what Aunt Aggie has said. And hopefully all of you would be able to say it out loud and clear, "YES! I LOVE HIM/ HER!"

Clause: The above reasons are the more common ones as recorded in the the archives of Aunt Aggie's files. And again, the above reasons and analogies are what is correct and clear from Aunt Aggie's point of view. Aunt Aggie, or this blog, has no legal obligations to whatever negative implications the content has to the actions and thoughts of any living creature.

Sorry, Sorry, SORRY!

My AAS#002's late. I noe I noe...

I've let all my fans down. I noe I noe...

Its unethical for me not to adhere to the deadline. I noe I noe...

I've failed in my role. Totally. I noe I noe...


BUT, can I have a chance for redemption not?

I knew you all are nice pple... pleassseeeee??? *signature puppy eyes*

SMoooccch... I knew you guys would give me another chance!!!

Okie. Here's wat happened.

Started on this 2nd issue like donkey years ago. Or shd I say, I ATTEMPTED to start on it donkey years ago. However, your dearest Aunt Aggie couldn't make up her mind on the topic of this 2nd issue! I gave a title, wrote a paragraph, and den realised its not good a topic enough and deleted both the title and dat paragraph, and den decided I shd come back with a better topic the next day. Well, then the same thing happened the next day and this cycle went on and on till last Friday.

Wrote quite a constructive bit last Friday and I was super sure I would be able to get it out by Sat. Then, on dat fateful Saturday, as I tried to continue, I realised I wanna deleted the topic and watever constructive bit I wrote again! Damn. I couldn't give up. Simply not, for the sake of all fans. So I tried to get into the "Aunt Aggie Mode" by dimming the lights in my room (basically I juz switched off all lights except the one beside my bed), lighting some aroma therapy thingy, got my dose of Ribena (real cold) by my computer and playing real sentimental music in the background. I thot I was all set. As I embarked to continue on this 2nd issue, I...


started to feel SLEEPY. *yawns*

Hahaha... yeah yeah. I can imagine the looks on your faces.

"You PIG! We waited for like 4 bloody weeks and you are telling us we're gonna miss #002 because you wanna SLEEP???"

Calm down, calm down.

At least I'm honest rite? Dun I deserve credit for being truthful? Hmm?

Its all the dimming of lights and lighting of aroma-therapy thingy's fault lah! And my bed's simply too hard to resist. Especially when Mummy just bought me a new pillow. I knew I just had to try dat. Rite, rite? *Puppy eyes again*

Okie, so I told myself dat I would still have Sunday.

I was awaken by the sound of some elephant walking in and outta my room, occassionally dropping bombs (in the form of clothings or books or watever) onto my feet. Somehow, I thot I heard the wake-up call from Mummy. "Bee, sun shining onto your fat ass liao still dun wanna wake up issit?", "Bee, dun sleep liao, wake up and fold your clothes!" (dat explains the clothy bombs), "BEE, STILL DUN WANNA WAKE UP AH???".

"Replied" Mummy with occassional "Orh"s and "Em"s. But was still cruising in Dreamland. Then, Mummy decided to use the last resort.

"Bee, u sure u dun wanna wake up? Your breakfast's getting cold oh..."

Dats the trick man! Way to go, Mum!

I got up. Heez.

Had a hearty breakfast and was just getting down to warm up for #002 when Mummy decided it was "Spring Cleaning Sunday". Aaaiiiyyyaaahhh....

Spent the entire day clearing up just one corner of my room and was super tired at dinner time. Had a hearty dinner (I usually make sure all my meals are hearty) and wanted to settle down to working on AAS after checking out wats on TV.

As I was surfing the channels, hey! I saw a back-dated Stephen Chow's show! Used to love his shows back when I was in Primary School and this one's one of the classics. "Tao2 Xue2 Wei1 Long2 Part II" ! I like I like!

I had to watch it.

The show ended at 9.30pm and I went on to watch Zhang Fei's lousy Taiwanese Variety show, occassionally surfing in to Ch 8 Jacky Wu's one for Ruhua. Happily enjoying myself surfing the channels and realised dat its a freaking 11am already. Oh. Bedtime. Went to bed and totally forgot all about AAS.

Damn.

Scold me! Curse me! Throw rotten eggs at me! Put me in a guni sack and thrash me! Tell DT my weight! Burn my bed and new pillow!

Yeah, I agree its a rather shitty explanation.

But, at least its true. Hor?

Its a Beautiful Day

Today's a beautiful day because:

1. Ah Bui's safely home!

Dad and Mummy (she fell asleep waiting for him) waited the entire nite for him because he did not bring his keys with him and is supposed to reach hme at 4am today. Well, tink plane got delayed or he went shopping at duty-free, coz he reached home only at 6am. Poor Mummy and Dad. Waited for 2 entire hours in kan cheong-ness. Yeah, I was sleeping like a log since 10pm. The "sleep trance" caught up with me again.

Got awaken by the thundering conversation between Ah Bui and Mummy. Pissed. But, pissed-ness went away almost immediately because Mummy bought breakfast and Ah Bui got me a pressie from Thailand! So happy! (See? I'm so easy to please actually.)

2. Its Friday!

My favourite day of the week. This Friday, particularly, been long awaited. Because... I'm meeting my ex-shitty hole colleagues! Most of us are ex-es now, except for Aunty Krisytne, who still warming her ass there. Dun warm too long hor, will get "chao tar" if you dun exercise enough caution wor.

Going to a new place for dinner with them, then most probably moving on to ktv-ing after dat. I hope the food there is nice. Or at least filling. Ha.

3. I lost 1 kg!

Not much lah. But better than nothing. Have been feeling so low in self-esteem since I've grown fatter and this is very much a motivation for me to do better. Its a good start.


It seems dat things have made a turn for the better these days. Was suffering from mild depression a few mths back. You guys didn't notice, rite?

Didn't have much luck in my job-search and my financial resources were depleting at "lode-runner (or "road runner", watever, who cares anyway) rate. No money, no funny. Worse still, I gained so much weight dat I couldn't even bear to take a second look at myself. Its no wonder I dun have any "yan yu s" (romantic encounters) then. Come to tink of it, its been quite some time since I met "guai shu shu s".

Hmm...

Slimmer= Supposedly prettier=More guai shu shus= Frantic situations.

Damn. Life is full of dilemmas.

Calling Out to Rabbit Lovers!

Hey! Everyone! Anybody interested to join the House Rabbit Society (http://www.hrss.net) with me???

Join lah, join lah... I wanna join but cannot find khakis leh. All my frens are cold-blooded creatures. *humph*

The rabbits would be sooooo cute! Nice and cuddly somemore. Singles out there! Research has shown dat pets are an avenue for higher chances of romance! See? Got added value! For the attached ones, can go there and learn how to give tender loving care and be patient with your partners mah. Can get free entertainment from me also. Good deal wat. Rite? Rite? Huh? Huh?

JOIN LAH... *puppy eyes*

*puppy eyes turned to cold stare*

Nvm, decided dat I shall go ahead and join even if you materialistic, unfeeling, self-centred assholes are not interested. I can go join with my Rara. *humph again* Who knows, I might meet my tall, dark and handsome CHINESE male there. And he's definitely gonna be a rabbit lover. And my Rara will her dream 'Ra" also. Woohoo~ Then you pple are so gonna regret it. So so regret it. *humph to the power of infinity*